SURPRISE!

I hate surprises. Plain and simple. I love gifts, der, but I HATE to be surprised! This causes a little trouble at Christmas time. All I want to do is tell everyone what I bought them BEFORE Christmas! I am like a child. I cannot keep secrets about gifts! It's torturing me to wait until Christmas to find out what other people are getting! It's not even that I want to know what I got (although I'm very excited for that too, of course!)! I just get so anxious! I've been begging JM to let us do our Christmas this weekend, but he's not going for it (Scrooge), so if I spill the beans and tell him what I got him, sometime within the next month, it's not my fault!