Mommy Perks

Being a mom is so rewarding and all that other good stuff...but let's be honest, there are some definite benefits when it comes to having kids (other than the obvious ones, der). I present you with....

Mommy Perks

1. Pre-boarding on most airlines
2. Someone to do the chores that you don't want to do (I call it teaching responsibility, you call it what you want!)
3. Excuse to get out of nearly ANY event you want to miss ("Kids are sick, sorrry I have to miss your baby shower!")
4. Reason to watch Disney shows, kid movies, and listen to teeny-bopper music (Bieber fever anyone?)
5. Someone to get you the remote when it's four feet away from you
6. Excuse to go to bed extremely early, even on a weekend
7. Extra arms to carry groceries
8. Assigning additional chores as punishment (see #2)
9. Being able to make your child cuddle with you when you're cold (or sad)
10. Having a miniature (better) version of yourself