Sunday, July 8, 2012

Personal Resume

Have you ever considered what your personal resume would look like? We've all made a professional resume, but what if you put your top personality characteristics into a resume for someone else to view? I thought about this briefly tonight and thought about how ridiculous mine would look...and here's what I came up with!!!

Gretchen L. Hahn
1234 This Street  Fort Wayne, IN 46814
260.555.5555  gretchen_hahn@yahoo.com

OBJECTIVE

A super fun friendship requiring mutual understanding and respect, to provide lifelong memories and good times. 


SKILLS SUMMARY
  • Extremely responsible (may be perceived as up-tight)
  • Ridiculously infatuated with (own) children
  • Goal-setter
  • Can do seven consecutive push-ups (girl-style)
  • Amazing multi-tasker 
  • OB-SESSED with job
  • Makes a mean PB&J (heart-shaped)
  • Loyal
  • Excellent driver
  • Incredible nail polisher
  • Faithful Indiana Hoosier fan
  • Wears the colors blue, orange, and green well
  • Wine lover

REFERENCES

Available upon request

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well done. I'll take this under consideration.

Anonymous said...

You're hired! :)

JW

Amanda: said...

Bwahaha.... I love it :) You crack me up.