Oops, she did it again.....(It was too easy!)

Britney, Britney, Britney. Where do we even begin with you!? Well, by now, we've all seen the pathetic performance (and I use that term loosely)that our once-pop-princess performed at the VMA's last night. You have to understand, I am probably the easiest critic of Britney's, since I DO own a shirt that reads "Britney is Queen", however last night the mother-of-two (and again, I use the term MOTHER loosely), completely let us all down. Right from her beginning pose, which exposed the mess of extensions from the back, took a role in the demise of her comeback performance. We all knew not to expect to hear Britney's REAL voice, but rather the usual lip syncing perfomance that we're so used to seeing. The problem, however, was that Britney apparently didn't KNOW the words to her own song...or perhaps was too lethargic to truly lip the lyrics. And let's not even TALK about her "dancing".....Or shall we? I understand that Britney has had two kids. And please, the girl looks good for popping two kids outta her little body, BUT, if she wanted to dance like she used to, then perhaps covering her mom-body up would have been a better route. Instead, Britney tried to outdo her own previous VMA performances, and shock the crowd by displaying her scarcely-toned body for the world to see. The problem: We've all already seen enough of Britney's body to shock us for a lifetime. We didn't need a barely-there outfit to astound us. In fact, what may have shocked the VMA crowd a little more was seeing Britney COVERED up....and perhaps that's what she should have done. Strap yourself into a tight little girdle (is that what they're called?!) to hold everything nice and close to your bones, cover it up with some flashy material, and shake your body 'till you just can't shake it no' mo'! Sorry....I got a little Diddy on you all!
So perhaps this comeback that us loyal Britney fans were hoping for, just isn't in the cards. Poor Britney. Well, look at it this way...maybe now she'll try the MOM thing on for size! Hopefully!?